LOL! Tweets from the Death Star...

Rob Bricken at Topless Robot had the brilliant idea to hold a contest for people to pretend they are "tweeting from the Death Star." You have to be a Star Wars fan to appreciate, but who isn't.  Here are some of the best:

Clone6693: Walked past the prisoners cell. WTF is up with her hair. I don't know whether to give her a brush or take a bite out of those cinnabuns.

SooprTrupr: It's really more of a "Death Planet", though. Isnt it? Or "Death Moon", at the very least.

WaxOnWaxMoff: Terrorist attack a government structure, and WE'RE the bad guys?! #NVR4GET

Guard33: Man it always smells like trash on cell block 1138. Why the hell did they have to put a vent to the trash compactor right in the hallway?!

clone2344: RT @clone5476 RT @clone3265 RT @clone1475 RT @clone6214 RT @clone0987 RT @clone6265 RT @clone2265: @boba Happy Birthday Bro!!

KesselRunner: Tried running 2 other side of Detention Block, but it just ends at garbage chute, the rest is a painting! #cheapassimperials

Clone9376: @Clone7245 You think your job sucks? Big green laser breezes past me and I don't even have a rail to lean against.

Clone1028: Got security vid of @Clone3827 bumping head on door. He thought no 1 noticed. LOL Watch & comment: http://bit.ly/arcbHW

CorellianPimp: I can't believe they bought that. 12 parsecs? Might as well have been 573 wookiemiles. 9384 jawameters. Effing N00bs.

 @ReactorShaftTech5 Did an old man just fall past your station too?

Darth: hey @luke I can't DM you if you don't follow me back 

Biggs_Red3: @Luke_Red5 at that speed are you sure you'll be able to pull out in time?
Luke_Red5: @Biggs_Red4 It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.
Biggs_Red3: @Luke_Red5 Uh, dude. No one was supposed to know about that. We were pretty wasted. 

HanSolo: @Lando, then I was like "where all fine here now" then I shot the console, epic

Former_Republic_Clone: To think, a few years ago, I was trying to stop this place from ever being built. Now thanks to this place, I have dental. Life's funny

DeathStarPR: If they're really a Rebel "Alliance", then why aren't they on our side? #thinkaboutit

DeathStarPR: Here on the Death Star we employ 1,179,293 people with hopes, dreams & families. I guess you could call us the "Life" Star. #deathstarcares

To see the full list, which I highly recommend, click here.

Thanks to Casey Wolfe for the link.